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just had one of the most traumatic experiences of my life >___< I was eating a watermelon cube, and then I talked, and the cube got lodged in my throat. then spent the next 15 minutes gagging and tearing up with the most painful sensation ever in my throat + something that felt like heartburn.. SO. PAINFUL.The fricken giant (at least compared to an esophagus..) piece of watermelon was stuck in my throat for like forever, and now FINALLY, like 3 hours later, its almost back to normal (after like a gallon of water and 3 more cups of tea to melt the watermelon. -____- gonna stay away from watermelon for a longggg time.

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j-gao:

so i’m reading alex’s email with his penpal from france in which alex types french to him and he types english in response 

omg 

here is a snippet: 

I watched the pictures and your girfriend is very pretty ;)
Me, I haven’t girlfriend. On the pictures you look very tall. Is it real or it’s because your family and girlfriend are very small? ;)

wait i want a french penpal! haha